I think I am better qualified than most to undertake something of this magnitude. Without much further ado, I give you…. vijay’s master plan for world domination.

It is really simple actually. First, live a rich life and contribute to the growth of human civilisation in every way possible. Live the course of your natural life and enjoy every pleasure of the flesh possible. Then, when the right time and chance make themselves available, move into an artificial and therefore, sturdier body. Transfer all your memories and intelligence into the robot body’s brain.

Then while you enjoy the fame and glory your ‘contributions’ have gotten you, wait for some wise nut to invent the time machine. Better yet, invent it yourself!

Secure a specimen for yourself and wait as long as possible. In the meantime, keep contributing. Make the world as dependent upon your stuff as you can.

Then, one day, blast off into the past, find yourself, younger by fifteen thousand years and kill him.

Funny thing about super powers, they always go to the other guy. You may be the most enthu candidate for the job willing to take up the whole saving-the-day business in full earnest, but it will always be the bloke from the doomed planet or the dud of a scientist carrying out an experiment in the middle of a god forsaken desert or a stupid, stupid teeny bopper who goes and gets himself bitten by a radio active spider who gets the super powers. And then they have to make it sound like a ‘burden’ by using words like guilt and responsibility. Show offs!!