Devious plan

I think I am better qualified than most to undertake something of this magnitude. Without much further ado, I give you…. vijay’s master plan for world domination.

It is really simple actually. First, live a rich life and contribute to the growth of human civilisation in every way possible. Live the course of your natural life and enjoy every pleasure of the flesh possible. Then, when the right time and chance make themselves available, move into an artificial and therefore, sturdier body. Transfer all your memories and intelligence into the robot body’s brain.

Then while you enjoy the fame and glory your ‘contributions’ have gotten you, wait for some wise nut to invent the time machine. Better yet, invent it yourself!

Secure a specimen for yourself and wait as long as possible. In the meantime, keep contributing. Make the world as dependent upon your stuff as you can.

Then, one day, blast off into the past, find yourself, younger by fifteen thousand years and kill him.

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